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1.   Category: Dumb Jokes  0 stars
A "tourist," supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter. While making idle chatter, the customs... more

2.   Category: Foreigners Jokes  0 stars
A 10 pm curfew was imposed in Belfast.Everybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot.

However one citizen was... more

3.   Category: Dumb Jokes  0 stars
A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory straps (the stretchy little ropes with... more

4.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more

5.   Category: Idiot and fool jokes  0 stars
A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary schools drug policy last week... more

6.   Category: Dirty Jokes  3 stars
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old girl.

"Really?" said... more

7.   Category: Baby jokes  3 stars
A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all p... more

8.   Category: Lawyer Jokes  0 stars
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "y... more

9.   Category: Situations Jokes  5 stars
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells tot... more

10.   Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  3 stars
A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. "Remember," the doctor said, "dont get ex... more

11.   Category: Animal Jokes  4 stars
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says "I will... more

12.   Category: Medicine Jokes  0 stars
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She's laid on a trolley bed by a lady ina white dress and b... more

13.   Category: Medicine Jokes  0 stars
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professional... more

14.   Category: Science Jokes  0 stars
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:"I can lick any man in the place!"The nearest customer looks him up and... more

15.   Category: Science Jokes  0 stars
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar oneevening and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drink... more

16.   Category: Science Jokes  0 stars
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone evening and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drink... more

17.   Category: Relationships Jokes  2 stars
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Com... more

18.   Category: Farmer Jokes  0 stars
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missi... more

19.   Category: Religious Jokes  0 stars
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missi... more

20.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more

21.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more

22.   Category: Hunting jokes  0 stars
A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise."Youre extinct," he said.... more

23.   Category: Relationships Jokes  0 stars
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs... more

24.   Category: Hunting jokes  0 stars
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs a... more

25.   Category: Biologist jokes  0 stars
A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program.

The new r... more

26.   Category: Biologist jokes  0 stars
A biologist had been working on a remote research project in the Amazon jungle. Upon his return to the States, he came d... more

27.   Category: Biologist jokes  0 stars
A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it dow... more

28.   Category: Movie and TV jokes  0 stars
A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high divin... more

29.   Category: Ethnic Jokes  2 stars
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder...thebartender looks up and says " where the hell did you... more

30.   Category: Blonde Jokes  3 stars
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, the guy next to him sa... more







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